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From: Mathias
Date: 06 May 2000
Time: 14:44:01
Remote Name: 62.252.160.4
I used to have a T-Rex with similar symtoms to yours. During my spell in prison for his uncontrolable eating habits I had time to reflect on the reason leading to his untimely demise.(Involving half a battalion of Aldershot Para's and a very large bill) T-rex's can become very attached to their owner, so much so that any living thing coming within 250 meters of you will be seen as a threat and eliminated accordingly. This I think is a rather quaint side of the species. The only cure would be to reasure him with lots of caring hugs when you tuck him up for bed and to restrict his diet to white meat only for one month. If this does't work I know the name of a very accurate disposal service in Aldershot. As for your problem with your mail Im afraid I can't help. Good luck.