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From: Paul
Date: 22 Jun 2000
Time: 23:01:08
Remote Name: 195.92.67.65
Does your Allosaurus tend to bury bones in the garden? Maybe you haven't noticed. The usual telltale signs are a new range of hills blocking the light from your kitchen window.
The answer is usually a firm wagging of the finger, while saying "No!" Allosaurs usually respond to positive encouragement in their training, but if this proves to be insufficient, then adjust your neuronic whip to stun setting, before hitting him.
My own Allosaurus had buried three elephants from a visiting circus, before I was able to re-establish discipline. I had the elephants removed, bagged and left for the dustbin men, because I didn't want Rover to think he was getting any reward for his behaviour.